An Alistair is a man who was immediately granted the powers of God at birth. He is always born to be the coolest, handsomest, mostest professionalest bowler, street fighter, and/or baker. Anyone who intends to hurt an Alistair will be smited by Alistair due to the mere thought. All Alistairs have an average GPA of 19.7, and are right below Cithulu in the food chain. All Alistairs are awesome as balls. They also reach maximum capacity schlongs at the age of 9.
Don't look Alistair in the eye; He'll fucking kill you.
If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.
Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e
If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.
Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e
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Ajisth is the guy who’s carefree and happy going person. Who’s rare to find someone like him, give his heart ripped out for his love and be the world’s best boyfriend. The perfect boyfriend material. He’s hot,cute,sweet,sarcastic,reserved yet attractive af. He’s the type of guy every girl wishes for
He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet once you get to know him though. He has a charm that he sometimes wish he never had. He's very protective of his friends and is normally the therapist friend of the group
He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet once you get to know him though. He has a charm that he sometimes wish he never had. He's very protective of his friends and is normally the therapist friend of the group
Oh look at my Ajisth!
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