Shelley Anderson

The most amazing friend, mom, and person in the world.

Also known as "Shelley Shampoo."

Has an admired sense of style. A chameleon of fashion.

A stunning radiant glow.

"That girl is pretty and all, but she's definitely no Shelley Anderson"

by extensions January 11, 2009

John Anderson

inventor of shaved-head flow.

He's rocking John Anderson's brilliant invention

by doeeee January 8, 2012

Anderson

Very salty and rages very hard when he dies in fortnite he is also a bully to the bill and should be put in a wall of salt to keep the saltiness in

Wow look at Anderson he is so salty

by dsuivhodsiuZJLNXlIZN December 13, 2018

Anderson

An Alabama kid who “dates” multiple girls at a time but really only has eyes for his cousin. Anderson was a lying hypocrite in 7th and hasn’t changed. He doesn’t know what personal boundaries are, but at least he has “friends.” Anderson picks one target to torture at a time and his next target will be his most recent best friend.

Baylor said, “Anderson steals from people and tries to act depressed when he gets called out for it. He also messes with certain people for the sheer fun of it and then again acts depressed for it.”

Seth, “True.”

by Anderson’s Friends November 10, 2019

Richard Dean Anderson

Actor in Stargate SG-1 and that older show. He seems to have been in only two shows.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Pamela Anderson

my bitch.

Yo there's my boo Pamela Anderson.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Anderson-Best Thereom

A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?"

The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.

Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"

Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."

Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."

Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*

by TheSandman321 September 8, 2010