altercation 

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade

altercation by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017

Alternative Life Style 

To be a homo or a lesbo. This is usually backed up by liberals.

Liberals love the Alternative Life Style.

Alternative Life Style by I'm Not A Lib March 29, 2005

alternative 

supposedly different to the 'norm'. A term also used to describe categories which society has placed us. Usually goths, moshers who reckon everyones out to get them call themselves alternatives, because theyre the same as everyone else.

'nuff said

alternative by Laura M January 2, 2004

Alternative 

A choice between two or more things.

An Alternative:
If the pussy is wack go for the crack. See anal.

Alternative by Big Pimpin T September 25, 2008

alternachav 

The large 'dignified' group that fit in between the alternative groups such as punk, emo and indie, and the chav groups. Alteranchavs are easily identified by their high street clothes (New Look, Topman and River Island) and the fact that they always sit near the chavs at school, in hope of being 'promoted'. This is not to say that they know they want to be chavs, it is all a deep psychological need. If you need to identify an alternachav in a hurry, just ask them who The Shins are. Or shout out 'The chavs need a new cronie!' at the top of your voice.

Emo: Hey, heard The Shins new album?
Alternachav: Yeah, totally.
Emo: Ha! They don't have a new album!
Alternachav: LikeshutupIdontknownuffinaboutnuffin

alternachav by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

alternacred 

Like street cred, except with alternative crowds like hipsters.

Her dyky haircut gives her alternacred.

alternacred by Alifer February 26, 2007

Alternative Energy Incentives 

Faggots.

Those alternative energy incentives totally fuck each other.

Alternative Energy Incentives by Thomas Q. Paine December 22, 2008