Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

Alan

alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum

Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures

by Mega_Hater April 30, 2019

alan

A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick

Your such an Alan

by ErabBabo April 18, 2018

Alan

A homoseuxal person who sucks dick and loves men

“Oh he is such an alan”

Wow did you see that guy? Such an alan.

by Nugba April 11, 2020

White Alan

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.

Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!

by Wifey August 29, 2004

Alan

A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it

Shady: *dab*

Alan: *screeches at high pitch frequency to summon a portal*

by Hdhsbsbwnwmkekens January 2, 2020

alana

a sexy brown girl who is smart and witty.

look at that chick alana, she's a keeper!

by regina falangy November 10, 2008