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AL CAPWN'D

pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.

Origin

Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs

April 14, 2003
Scores:
Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56

Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55

{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D
by tman0991 December 28, 2007
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al-zarqawi

An extremist muslim terrorist belonging to al-Qaida. He was a despicable excuse for a human being who held Americans hostage and cut off their heads and led a mission to kill Americans in Iraq.

The United States military killed him in 2006 and continue to kill other al-Qaida members like him everyday in the War in Iraq. Unfortunately, the Democrats conveniently overlook this fact when advocating we pull out of Iraq.
Person 1: "Hey remember al-Zarqawi?"
Person 2: "al who?"
Person 1: "Um, the terrorist that cut off people's heads and led the al-Qaida mission to kill Americans in Iraq?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah"
Person 1: "Yeah, we killed him in 2006 and we continue to kill terrorists like him all the time in the War in Iraq
Person 2: "Gee, maybe we should stay in Iraq and continue to kill these bad guys before they come and attack innocent American civilians like they did on 9/11"
Person 1: "Exactly"
by acb May 23, 2007
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AL CIA-eda

This slang term was coined by those who believe in the US government involvement(namely the CIA) in the creation of Al Quieda during Afghanistan's fight against the invading soviets , thus using this "front group" to mask the US involvment in the events 9/11 to achieve various goals(Middle-east wars, invasion of American rights under the guise of a "global war on terror", etc). I believe this was first coined by the widely known founders of 9/11 truth movement such as Alex Jones and John Stadtmiller of Austin,TX.
The vast majority of the American population is unaware of the true origins of Al Quieda. A more fitting name is Al CIA-eda.
by Ronnie Gragg October 18, 2006
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Al the Killer

A young psychotic boy who gets off on killing others, especially young women. Proficient with a sniper rifle, especially his own heavily-customized bolt-action M40A3 sniper rifle, dubbed "Faint of Hearts" by frightened citizens. Usually loves to insult and batter the victim before killing, usually by eviceration and torture. His name is usually used to promote fear or unexplained situations.
Man, I think Al the Killer was just here; there's blood on the floor.
by Aleksandr December 13, 2008
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al mawakeb school

al mawakeb school is hell u cant drink water u cant go to the bathroom and if u r emarti you should go out of this school there is none emarti there like only 10% of the school is and they like ripping your projects,they like take money from u the kids there are gold diggers.Boys and girls are separated sence grade 4 so its a good and bad thing because all the boys there r addicted to girls and girls are addicted to boys girls there like grade 8 boys and the teachers there like putting F on your report card and they hate emarti kids,after school head of section doesnt allow girls talk to boys like istfrallah and half of the girls sence grade 6 are lesbian or bisexual.There in al mawakeb school all grade 6 and 7 kids are FAKE depressed and always talk about suciding.School is fun there AFTER SCHOOL ONLY because you can do anything there exapt taking to boys or girls.Teachers there are not fare because you cant wear hoodie and the other kids can and even though u wear a jacket and the uniform shows and the other doesnt u get detantion for no reason and they come in ur bussines when u fight between u and your friend in social midea.Kids there are selfish they dont share stuff with you or anything there all the teachers pet there annoying stupid and dub but the good thing is you can have alot of friends and all science teaher are curly heads.
al mawakeb school
none:
not even a single person:
not even a teacher:
not even a single heart beat or soul:
almawakeb barsha teachers:*see a girl or a boy talking to there opposite gender friend*
HAY KID STOP TALKING TO YOUR OPPOSITE GENDER FRIEND YOU R GETTING DETENTION FOR YOU KNOW WHAT EXPALED
kid:what wtf why its just a human
almawakeb school barsha teacher:NEVER TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!
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Al Khobar

Person 1: Hey want to visit Al Khobar?

Person 2: No that city is awful
by Miroooo1 July 8, 2019
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Al Qa'ida

Sum assholes who killed many americans and are gonna get f'ed up
by Big Bad Mike May 4, 2005
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