aerocrunchophobia

The fear of a big, giant, fat guy being assigned the middle seat, next to you, on an airplane.

As seats become more compact on planes, the incidence rate of aerocrunchophobia will rise.

by WIngnut 62 January 8, 2015

African Trashbag

The act of having a dick so grotesquely large that a massive trashbag is needed for protection

Yo Dominic's shlong so big bro he need a African Trashbag.

by Bruh67 April 3, 2015

African Water Hair

When someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water.

Person 1: hey dude, someone described my radical hair as being the colour of African Water?
Person 2: whoa African Water Hair is when someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water !!

Person 3: Awesome dude! That's lit!

by grogro-in-da-house June 1, 2017

african jesus

A Black holy spirit named after a holy god Jesus

Damn that black african jesus is cute

by YJHR June 16, 2017

african shit water

When you pull a grav so milky the smoke inside looks like it's filled with African shit water.

Yo you trying to pull some African shit water before the concert tonight

by Milkman8 December 19, 2017

Aedric

1) Old power.

2) A very independent, curious, but all around happy guy. He has to be involved in everything. He’s very happy at times, but his attitude can change with the snap of your fingers, but he can be calmed easily with a little love. He’s very attractive, and the girls just love him.

Person 1: Wow. He’s really involved in everything! I wish I could do that.

Person 2: yeah. He’s Aedric.

by The Devil Herself May 17, 2018

African Nut

The African Nut is where a crowd of black people pull their dicks out, clamp it and violently skin their ball sacks and tip of penis with a sharp blade or knife.

Guy: yo wanna try some african nut
other Guy: sure dude sounds like a good time

by wendell chip May 30, 2018