alternative

To be honest, I was talking about 'Alternatives' to my mum the other day, she said "Cross Dressers?".

Although, me thinks 'Alternative' is just now what the Moshers in our wonderful norhtern land call themselves coz they got bored.. Maybe I should start calling myself a Hayishf.. hey, it might catch on..

Person: I'm becoming a mosher on saturday!

Other Person: Really?

Person: Yeah, mum's taking me to town to get my stuff!

by Hollie January 21, 2004

alternate character syndrome

In mmorpg's, when someone spends more time playing on alternate characters than on their main character, sometimes, to avoid leveling up.

Yeah justin has alternate character syndrome so we'll reach the level cap years before he will.

by buckshot307 November 21, 2010

Breakroom: Alternate Universe

A chad server with lots of pussy join if you want to get swarmed by pussei

Bob: Hey Billy are you in Breakroom: Alternate Universe?
Billy: Yes, why?
Bob: God, you must be getting swarmed by pussei
Billy: 😎

by Weirdoes chat member "JayJay" March 30, 2022

Queen of Alternative

Billie Eilish. end of discussion.

Are you listening to the queen of alternative? Yes! i'm listening to none other than Billie Eilish. Stream "When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?" for clear skin and good grades.

by listenbeforeigo January 14, 2021

dutch alternator

Jank alternator that won't charge a battery.

Tommy: Hey, I'm gonna need a jump because of Wayne's fucking dutch alternator.

by milje February 3, 2008

alternative medicine

Medicine based on alternative facts.

Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017

Alternative metal

A form of alternative rock music which pretends to be metal music due to some metal influenced riffs. This genre is considered to be metal for people who can't handle anything heavier than Breaking Benjamin.

Person 1: I was listening to some Breaking Benjamin. Are they metal or rock?
Metalhead: They are alternative metal music. They are too wimpy to play real metal, so they play alternative rock pretending to be metal.

by Master Passion December 26, 2009