by BooBoo1298 March 15, 2016
Get the Austinmug. This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. The person or male can sometimes come out from trees and attack when you are alone or distracted and if you have freinds with you it will pick you off one by one and take you to his lair and if one or two of them aren’t girls he will pick out one of them to be his girlfriend but he has to force him so he grabs them by the shoulder and uses his Eroma to knock out the victim and takes him down to the basement erases there mind and pretends that she’s been living with them for about 20 years and he can change into a person that you would see in your dreams and make your fall in love with him but the downside is you lose your friends and family and he annoys you for the rest of your life and when you die he goes out in the woods to find another mate.
by TheHumanTeller December 18, 2018
Get the Austinmug. by life2 September 4, 2016
Get the Austinmug. He’s the new guy, he’s mysteriously weird and is a hand full some may call him the strange one in the group. Usually blonde and wears a lot of red. He has a new crush almost everyday.
Legand has it that he is a austin
by Thememe January 7, 2018
Get the Austinmug. You might think he's nice and a good guy. He's not. The Austin I know is a high fuckboy. Biggest dummy who thinks he's cool he's not. He gets rejected by girls to which he is the son of a sex offender. Don't be friends with this guy. Be someone who just knows him
by huehuehueppp November 13, 2017
Get the Austinmug. by TheBankMan May 23, 2018
Get the Austinmug.