Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)

Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy

by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018

Andrew

A guy who has the back of a head that feels like a peanut. Has Scoliosis when he does planks. But he’s a good boy.

Aye Andrew lemme grip that head

by Peanut legal May 26, 2021

Andrew

A Andrew is a person who likes to get around by rolling because he stubby legs. A Andrew likes salt but cant pronounce it they say it like sort.

Man: us he rolling, He must be a andrew

by Jimmy_lawlson1220 December 1, 2019

Andrew

Some kid thats cool to talk to

him: Hey

Me; Anus

Andrew Be like

Him:Pog

by MrCockAnBalls March 1, 2021

Andrew

Hardest capper of all time, also goes by the name of Capdrew

Yo why u capping harder than Andrew

by PlzDontMuteMeImSorryBabe February 5, 2020

Andrew

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...

by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019

Andrew

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.

Andrew, why did you get me in trouble in math class.

by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019