Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 5, 2024

alfie

thinks he’s untouchable, thinks he’s too hot to handle x

alfie is prestige

by hippyhoppyboppy August 17, 2024

Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025

Alfie Hill

Alfie is gangster and will roll anyone. He is mostly a short person but he has a massive egg plant and he is very good looking. Also very funny.

Don't mess with Alfie Hill he will shin you over. Alfie Hill is overall gangster

by elfdoog November 22, 2021

Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger

Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up

by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

Alfi

Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.

Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125

by Bmt yk November 28, 2021