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Potato

Potato is an amazing thing. It describes me, my friends, is potatoes are short yet feisty.
Person 1: Woah! Look how potatothat girl is!
Person 2: I know right!? I'm so jealous of her!
by Crybaby Toska September 7, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.
Potato please or I will murber you.
by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021
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Potato

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING VEGETAL EVER, I MEAN GOD, LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKER, IT WILL DEMOLISH YOUR TASTE BUDS, SO WATCH OUT WHEN EATING THAT BADASS VEGTAL
Damn that potato is good!
Holy shit the potato destroyed my taste buds!
Potato...
by PotatoIsTheBest May 6, 2018
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potatoe

a code word for "alcohol"

If you don't want people to know what your talking about alcohol,
use the word Potatoe.
omg, i got sooo much Potatoe for this party tonight !
by Amanda2345 January 23, 2009
mugGet the Potatoemug.

potato

A spic who thinks and acts white, yet still a potato - brown on the outside, white on the inside.
by jacob doe October 28, 2007
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

little-known south texas slang for pot. or weed. pot=potato
do ya want some patatoes?
by sabine May 14, 2005
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