the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.
girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.
by woaaah May 28, 2008
Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?
Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.
Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.
by Creepy Butters April 11, 2007
by Chris I. November 03, 2005
The sexy denim pants worn on a casual friday that show off a female co-workers rear in a positive way.
by Mr Big Time February 14, 2009
1. A walking oxymoron. Loners at heart, Jean-Marcs don't require human contact unless they need to feed. The feeding ritual, which began in the 18th century and originally took place in the Catacombs of Paris, is traditionally held once a month. There are rumors suggesting an association between Jean-Marcs and lesbian werewolves however there are few facts to support the claim. Never make eye contact with a Jean-Marc.
2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.
2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.
Don't look! He could be a Jean-Marc!
by Brian Ralph Johnson September 05, 2010
Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.
guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"
by Gereniuk February 10, 2010
the transition from the jeans of today-baggy jeans that sag past ur knees
to the jeans of tommorow-tighter than emo jeans that go up to ur nipples
to the jeans of tommorow-tighter than emo jeans that go up to ur nipples
The future...
Grandaughter:arent these jeans cute? they go past my boobs!
Grandma:ew gross! wat the fuck is that! when i was a little we wore our jeans at our knees! what has happened to the world! These jeneration jeans! People are not as they used to be!
Grandaughter:arent these jeans cute? they go past my boobs!
Grandma:ew gross! wat the fuck is that! when i was a little we wore our jeans at our knees! what has happened to the world! These jeneration jeans! People are not as they used to be!
by missey May 04, 2008