screwed with a capital FUCK 

When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.

Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?

Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit

Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.

Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!

screwed with a capital FUCK by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009

a good fuck 

A girl who doesn't just lie there like a sack of potatoes expecting you to do everything and who doesn't nearly rip the end of your dick off when she gives you a hand job

Wow my dick's still intact and I actually had a good time, she was a good fuck

a good fuck by Bob December 11, 2003

Fuck A Moose 

Used as an exclamation!

Instead of
"Oh crap I forgot to feed my grandma"
It would be
"Aww fuck a moose! I forgot to feed my grandma!"

This term can also be found in Pretty Little Liars books

Fuck A Moose by nothankyoumakeitgoaway February 4, 2009

a good fuck 

A bloke who knows exactly what he's doing and lets you cum first!

a good fuck by Bex July 30, 2003

a slutty fuck slut 

slutty fuck slut: a whore who has been with loadssss of guys and then goes to a different town, goes out to the bar for a night on the town, picks up an unsuspecting guy and tells him that she is a sweet virgin, so he takes her home to fuck her, and she gives him the best sex of his life (because she is so expiereinced) but also all of her dirrrrrrrrrrrrrttttyyy diseases that she picked up along the way.

tom went out to the bar last night for his bachelor party and picked up this hot ass virgin and took her home and fucked her, and it was sweeeeeeet, but when he woke up this morning with herpes and gonohrea and clymidia and crabs and aids he found out she was really a slutty fuck slut!!!! oh shittt

a slutty fuck slut by c dubz December 28, 2005

fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

fuck a nigga cos sin 

When you gotta fuck a nigga mathematically.

"Yo he says he's better than you at algebra."
"Yo I'm finna fuck a nigga cos sin."

fuck a nigga cos sin by El Señor June 2, 2017