truffle muncher

Rooting around in one's anus for a tasty treat.

There she is again! I heard she's a truffle muncher!

by GrandFisher September 29, 2018

Truffling

The art of 'deep-diving' through various spreadsheets and budgets to find errors in other peoples work

"It's amazing what tosh a little truffling brings out. I want to have words with whoever input these numbers"!

by Brokerman May 17, 2015

Truffle Bag

Truffle Bag: What an elderly woman's vagina is called once it has been invaded and infused with over-inflated vericosed veins.

That woman has a truffle bag that should be buried under a tree.
The dirty old lady bastard said, "Hey boys come and look at my truffle bag"

by Magaguadavic December 16, 2018

Brown Truffle

A moment of pleasure that you willingly grant to yourself.

A glass of red wine in front of the moon is a brown truffle to my mind.

by Dalila Roselt June 7, 2017

Truffle Puff

When a guy blows his load on a girls asshole , and then she turns around and farts it in his face.

I can't get the taste of that truffle puff out of my mouth.

by Bazzled July 26, 2024

BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.

Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.

by BanterStock April 21, 2018

truffle snake

A huge long dangling cock ready to be sucked. An Emi original

Damn his truffle snake looks like it would get caught in my throat

by BreeezyB April 3, 2021