Stephen Harper

1. A right wing Christian Fundamentalist who has been elected as Prime Minister of Canada by supporters of large corporate entities, and average tax payers who were being robbed blind by the previously governing party.

Mr. Harper's main political platform was on government ethics, and was an outspoken critic of Members of Parliament who trade thier party memberships for lucrative cabinet positions (see Belinda Stronach). However, on the very day of being officially sworn in as Prime Minister, Mr. Harper announced his newest Minister of International Trade David Emerson (A Liberal Party MP until that day).

2. A wolf in sheeps clothing.

3. A hypocrite
I just can't trust that man. I think he'll turn into a Stephen Harper.
by JM1000 April 18, 2006
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Stephen

Stephen is a massive faggot who likes chomping on his own cock for pleasure. Many stephens have been found hibernating in there habitats which happen to be full of metal dildos.
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Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3
Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead
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Lazy Stephen

When a tired transexual inserts his own finger into his anal doorway. The goal being to confuse the insertor into thinking that a male or someone or something is inserting their penis into his exit portal.
The he/she creature gave himself a lazy Stephen, while sitting in the corner, and Mister Parish Watched, vibrantly beating off in the corner. He was the
PORN MASTER
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stephen colbert

Stephen Colbert is a "fake" news anchor on the hit news comedy show, The Daily Show. As of Monday, October 17th, 2005, Stephen has his own show, The Colbert Report.
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stephen colbert

a person with a really funny show and acts republican to make fun of republicans
i watched the colbert report yesterday hosted by stephen colbert
by alex14 July 14, 2006
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Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert has 4 definitions

1)The humorous persona that has become known as other have put it "The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO. A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness."

2)Colberts own identity as a person who is obviously a brilliant person to come up with the stuff he does for his show.

3)The TRUE name of the space node that NASA decided to falsely call tranquility. Colbert Nation knows the TRUE name of that node.

4)a lousy treadmill there gonna send into space as a way to cheat colbert out of what he won. (see definition 3) nobody really gives a damn about this treadmill and its really an insult to Colbert Nation.
(1-3) When Stephen Colbery becomes Galactic Overlord he will smite the fools at NASA who cheated him.

(4) Stephen Colbert doesnt really give a damn about the C.O.L.B.E.R.T POS.

by Brisingr April 16, 2009
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