scrub the shrubs

The act of scrubbing your pubic hair (may also include gooch and/or asshole hair) and area around your genitals more vigorously in the shower than you otherwise would, in anticipation for intercourse. This is done in a meticulous manner in order to rid the area of unpleasant odors or residue (ball sweat, asshole lint, swamp ass, gooch grime, anomalies in pubes etc.)
"Jenny's coming over later, I better scrub the shrubs extra hard today"
by balck caped boss December 02, 2011
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scrub the wall

to remove wall postings on facebook in hopes of deterring facebook stalkers, nosey friends, family members, or gossips.
I need to scub the wall. People that are not on my friends list know my business.

Anna should scrub the wall. She is giving too much information.
by nmolie March 02, 2010
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shower scrub

a sexually frustrated college male who sticks four fingers up his rear for pleasure
He sent pictures to his 15 year old girlfriend of his shower scrub
by Mrs. D April 02, 2007
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Scrub Squad

Crazy Motherfuckas that do kiddiepools of cocaine from tha crackmobile and get crunk as Fuck.
Oh you know Scrub Squad is going to be at that party.
by crosk November 03, 2011
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Scrub

Someone who sucks at life and whom smells, never showers, is extremely ugly, and has no friends.
by ScrubHater March 05, 2010
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Scrub

Dude, you're a scrub! You came into the match talking smack, and now look at you, yeah that's right I beat you. Go home noob.
by Ru22311 September 20, 2009
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