Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".

Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"

by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 3, 2019

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Dirty ned

Shoving conkers up your ass

Ned did a dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020

ro ned Testad

When Testad is getting a bit aggressive with the females hes trying to seduce. These three words are the key to calm him down, so that he doesen't do something he will regret later in life.

Ta å ro ned Testad

by JoeBiden69 April 4, 2017

nedding

Actively working against hitting the family trait easter-egg in the game teamfight tactics, effectively blueballing twitch chat.

mr nedpool is nedding again

by AtomicWar March 17, 2025

Neds

Neds means 'guardian of the riches' or 'wealthy'.

charismatic, optimistic, and natural born leaders who

Full of life, commanding the spotlight in a way that's sure to entertain, engage, and inspire others, independent-minded, and mesmerizingly fun to be around, you can rely on her in your circle to help you see the bright side of any situation and feel fired up and ready to take on the world.

Neds is ruled by the sun, the dazzling celestial body that governs life and vitality. Neds is renowned for their stability, loyalty, and consistency. She is dedicated friends and lovers who put their hearts into every relationship. (Fittingly, Neds governs the heart.)

Neds is a pretty girl.

by Lili Rowling November 24, 2021

NED

Ned is tall, nice and a cutie, he is also very smart. He is kind of a dad but will give you hugs.

Ned is a tall athletic guy but he also will steal your girl.
Ned helped me out with my math homework yesterday!

by Garbagels November 18, 2019