there was a young man from china 

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

there was a young man from china by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

a spider-man 

When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man

Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich

a spider-man by Killa-on-a-spree April 16, 2019

A black man 

A man of darker complexion.

He is a black man

A black man by Coconut oils January 29, 2021

a young man stands in his room 

The last thing you'll ever read before selling your soul to Andrew Hussie.

"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"

a young man stands in his room by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016

ITS A SPOOKIE MAN

A VERY SPOOKIE MAN! HE WILL STEAL YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR TACO TRUCK!

"WATCH OUT ITS A SPOOKIE MAN"

ITS A SPOOKIE MAN by YTFDUTRSDTRVF May 7, 2018

Pull a No Man's Sky 

When a game is crazy hyped up to infinity and beyond, but makes a comeback like no other.

Bob: "Have you played Cyberpunk? Game's is totally crap!"
Mark: "I dunno bro, maybe it can Pull a No Man's Sky!"

Pull a No Man's Sky by Override50 June 11, 2023