shadow junk

When clothed male genitals are being by sunlight and create a shadow of the persons genitals and what is now known as shadow junk

Tim and I touched Toby's shadow junk

by Catface2010 August 18, 2010

one junk

A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.

-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk

by :{) April 05, 2008

junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 08, 2010

Junk Pouch

Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.

Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!

Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.

by Bill Arther May 26, 2012

Junk Thump

Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.

When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!

by HunterStephen June 12, 2014

butt junk

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.

fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!

by omgitsme23 June 08, 2018

junk cup

A greeting whereby individuals gently cup each other's genitals with no ostensible sexual intent.

"A high five did not fully express the power of our friendship so now we junk cup instead."

by DoctorPotato September 25, 2011