Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
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Get the Jelq and Jill mug.Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
Get the Jack And Jill Story mug.A Devilled Jill is when you go for a shit, but you also need a piss. What else do you do, except make a Devilled Jill, the 2 in 1 special.
James: I had to take a deuce and a whizz at the same time so you KNOW i had to do a Devilled Jill.
Lucas: Send a pic.
Lucas: Send a pic.
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Get the Devilled Jill mug.An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.
They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Take a souvenir and stop ur staring
Just cuz I am screaming,dont mean I am sharing -N**i Halo by Jack Off Jill
Just cuz I am screaming,dont mean I am sharing -N**i Halo by Jack Off Jill
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Get the Jack Off Jill mug.If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?
by QuacksO July 20, 2024
Get the jill knife mug.Jill Off is a term used to describe the act of a woman (especially a transgender woman) masturbating.
by Ars3nic February 26, 2025
Get the Jill Off mug.Jilling off is an informal and vulgar verb. The definition is female masterbation.
Jilling off is the female version of jacking off
Jilling off is the female version of jacking off
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