Google Expert

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.

I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."

by Zimquats July 24, 2010

Google

A glorified spy device.
Alternative: Duckduckgo.

"Google it!"
Or
"My photo is on Google!"
Or

"Google is a search engine!"

by Truthisbitter July 29, 2021

google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.

Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!

by Pflugbunny June 2, 2016

google admin

A person in the role of administrating or running servers, whose lack of knowledge to perform their tasks is compensated by 'google-ing' for instructions.

The admin for our servers is so uneducated, he is a google admin.

by Cybrboi2k October 3, 2010

google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.

You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.

by Chris Weidner January 5, 2007

Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.

Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

by The Private Investigator January 30, 2009

google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.

by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009