A man with an massive dick that get a lot of hoes and is constantly rejecting women beacause he only has one girl in his mind and that is the girl at Memphis pizza cafe
by Wiener head 69 February 16, 2022

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.
personally owning a boat and fully covered by the welfare system:) personal deports anyone who he doesnt deem as "an edl warrior"
personally owning a boat and fully covered by the welfare system:) personal deports anyone who he doesnt deem as "an edl warrior"
Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.
Fin mate, are you a racist??
No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians
Fin mate, are you a racist??
No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians
by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.
"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."
by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

by Urmomismyfavvv March 2, 2022

v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.
by Brolasaraptor April 3, 2011

by h_moment_1205 July 29, 2023

v. and n. -When you hook-up with a girl , but never speak to her again, ever provide closure in the "relationship", and avoid her at all costs.
Dude, that guy is a dick, he cooper bombed that girl and she was crying like crazy the next day.
My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.
Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.
My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.
Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.
by krazemon February 9, 2009
