Person 1: I'm leaving you for larry! You're a horrible lover!
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
by Brandon K. and Drew P. June 18, 2007
People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.
by Maximumvelocity September 04, 2015
When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.
by Challbaby82 June 08, 2016
A prepaid cell phone. It's mainly used when people do dirt, but at the same time, not all the time.
This can also be called a disposable cell phone.
This can also be called a disposable cell phone.
A throwaway cell phone is perfect for a kid to have in case you have kids and you go to mall and y'all decide to split up.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 19, 2007
a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them
This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes
Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner
This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes
Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner
Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them
by Robert Williamson February 18, 2006
Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!
by Telephony October 08, 2018
When a person doesn't want to have to have to read a long story via text so they tell the person to call them on the cellphone and tell them about it.
Erin: OMG... saw the guy i hooked up with last wknd and we had a crazy convo!
Laura: cell me about it!
Laura: cell me about it!
by Carl Van December 21, 2009