Calvin

Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.

Calvin is such a catch, he’s beautiful inside and out. Any woman that ends up with him is blessed.

by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018

Calvin Chen

The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.

Aww fuck Your such a Calvin Chen

by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010

Calvin

Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women

Bro Calvin your ready for the world

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 23, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).

The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.

by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021

Calvin

A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).

The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.

by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022

Calvin

I truly love him. He's just amazing and sweet but sometimes shy. If you talked to him, he would answer so fast. He's truly a wonderful, lovable, and caring person. Ugh I wish he was mine but sadly no. If your reading this Cal, I love you so much and hope we can be more than friends. ily Cal... <3

Person: "Who's Calvin?!?!?"
Me: "Oh my he is very sweet and it's someone I love."

by unknownlover_ss September 29, 2021

calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018