October 18

National quit your assclowning day

“She’s such a fucking assclown I wanna eat her alive”
“Don’t worry, tomorrow is October 18, national quit your assclowning day”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

18 January

People born on this day are the most skilled people in any sport like soccer,football, basketball,e.g and they are very smart to

Hi

I’m so skilled
How
It’s 18 January

Omggg

Yesss

by A_Z_D December 17, 2020

Dec 18

The day Jonghyun from Shinee died. Everyone listens to Replay all day to make them forget about any and every bad thing thats happened.

Shawol 1: did you know today is Dec 18?
Shawol 2: yeah.. I miss my bb Jonghyun :(
Shawol 1: you know what we’re gonna do all day

by taeilsasscheeks December 18, 2020

18 months

equivalent to 5 years according to one direction

2016~

Friend: are you excited for 18 months?
Me: yes of course!

2021~

Me: well since when was 18 months 5 years 😩

by Katiexoxo467 January 15, 2021

COVID-18

Covid-19's little brother

Covid-18: hi

Covid-19: shut the fuck up

by Squid_salad April 6, 2021

January 18

The day where you can take your best friends hoodie without them saying no.

Bro it’s January 18 you can’t say no boiiii.

by Bigbooty b January 17, 2020

Jun 18

On this day if your single you don’t belong to the streets 😌. But if you not single you belong to the streets 🚶🚶 ♀️# you fuck anyone and everyone

Jun 18 the day were the party starts and doesn’t end until august

by Idkwhattoputforthis:) June 18, 2020