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Simp

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john
by I want to not live June 19, 2020
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Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.

• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"

The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
Girl: OMG that dog is soooooo cute
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
by Lazy bish March 12, 2020
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Simp

Nick Forbes has only seen the boys 1 time in the last like 5 weeks, he has been a SIMP for this female.
by xXxHorSExCOP July 1, 2020
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simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.
Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022
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SIMP

A man who continues to try and please a women who his mentally and physically abusive or manipulative in nature in hopes to seek a sexual gratification or maintain a relation ship.
Tim continues to be a simp having his wife ignore him and talk to another man while shit belittles him , while he try’s to keep her happy with money and jewelry to keep her from leaving.
by Szwabo June 4, 2020
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Simp

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.
Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!

Chad: Bro, you're a simp.
by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021
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Simp

Hey look at him simp
by Diminyan April 28, 2022
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