slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

grundle slap

when a man stands with his legs spread a bit and swings his ball sack so that they slap his grungle area.

i dared my friend to do something embarrassing and he pulled his pants down and showed me the grundle slap.

by James Hill January 17, 2008

fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.

Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!

by incinerator May 30, 2012

Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.

*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me

by DE1337ME December 6, 2009

hound-slap

The act of hitting a person in the following manner:

Start with a backhand, but after the hit, the hand stays pressed against the face. The other hand (of the person doing the slapping) then forms a fist and punches the open palm of their first hand (which is still on the face of the person being slapped); thus giving transference of the second hit through the first hand and into the head of the slapee.

For when a bitchslap just wont do.

After pulling the kind of crap Travis just did, he deserved so much more than a standard bitchslap - indeed, he needed to be hound-slapped.

by SneakyCracker July 5, 2006

Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 5, 2013

Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!

Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping

by T-struction June 19, 2011