urban tumbleweed

just like the rural tumbleweed..

likes to make an appearance during awkward silences but it is a little old man / woman on a mobility scooter.

they have incredible timing and can go up to 12 mph but seam to slow down to be more painful.

while jack was waiting for the pun in his joke to be laughed at the urban tumbleweed made its appearance.. and slowly slid passed.

by sinbad........................ March 21, 2010

urban chupacabra

Here's a new term for those of you familiar with urban dictionary.

"Urban Chupacabra" in short is "dirty sanchez" term and "gorilla" term put together.(Look up gorilla and dirty sanchez).

Ok! So you've just pulled your cock out of your girls' ass and smeared it on her upper lip giving her a distinct mexican mustache(ditry sanchez), and you ask your self: Now what?

Now blow your load on her face, shave your pubic hair, throw it in her face and watch her screaming and yelling and pounding her face with attempt to get rid of pubic hair.

There, in theory, we have a new species : The URBAN CHUPACABRA!

by iwonna humpalot October 4, 2007

urban yeti

Any excesively hairy human in any civilized enviroment. Natural habitats include the beach, sporting events, and little italy.

see also: hippie, wookie, muzzy, arab

fetch the clippers and the nets, we're gonna catch us an urban yeti!

by urban_yeti May 27, 2004

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is simply the only dictionary any person ever needs. It is extremely factual and scientific.

-shit who the fuck is obama?
-idk look it up in Urban Dictionary

by ay dey dey{[wants a jonas]} February 20, 2009

Urban Camping

Urban Camping: Urban camping involves the acquisition of a 45sqft apt in the city sparsely equipped with furniture or appliances. Camper subsists on top ramen, a 2 lb box of cheez-its, and diet hot chocolate packets lifted from the break room at work. Optional: Drawer full of salt and ketchup packets, disposable chopsticks and a knack for toasting bread over the open burner.

Martha had been urban camping so long in her new apartment, she was beginning to steal plastic silverware and keg cups before she even ran out!

by Ilovelillo April 8, 2009

Urban Dick

(n.) -- Nickname, in a friendly and easy-to-pronounce form, for a popular online dictionary called the Urban Dictionary.

"I love seeing the new definitions of words that keep popping up daily on the Urban Dick! It's a really cool online dictionary."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Chicago, November 12, 2009

by PRwiz101 November 15, 2009

urban golfing

hitting duct tape balls with a sand wedge at cars or houses

golf on the streets

by connor November 2, 2003