death waddle

The wiggling that occurs while driving in reverse at high speed on a gravel road.

He was going so fast his car began the death waddle rear ended the ditch.

by Bourach January 26, 2017

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 02, 2022

Death Poopy

a poopie so large it requires you to take all of your clothes off

dude: i am experiencing the beginning stages of a death poopy please pray for me

guy: i wish you the best of luck, today keep me posted

by P00P13 G4RB0 January 28, 2020

Death Poopy

a poopy so horrible it requires you to take all your clothes off

Bro: i am experiencing the beggining stages of a death poopy please pray for me

Guy: oh shit man keep me posted

by P00P13 G4RB0 January 28, 2020

dying of death

dying of death doesn't mean you are actually dying because there needs to be a reason why your dying.

i am dying of death because thats soo funny

by TheDeadPerson February 27, 2022

death-song

A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.

Q: “Is there a song you could listen to just 1 more time?”
A: “Oh. You mean like a death-song.”

by Bobby Tsunami December 16, 2023

Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived

sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"

by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 24, 2021