checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.

girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake

by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020

Wouldn't bake them a cake

When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.

I know Fred and John say they're just friends, but I definitely wouldn't bake them a cake.

by yo_ssarian June 12, 2018

Chocolate strawberry pound cake

Referring to the origins of a strawberry pound cake, this one takes from vaginal intercourse while the woman is on her period. Then switches to anal. Thus making it a chocolate strawberry pound cake

Justin was enjoying Sarah's strawberry pound cake,when he suddenly was in the mood for chocolate strawberry pound cake and turned her over to make one.

by YaMami69 December 26, 2021

That Bitch don’t eat cake

An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances

Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.

by Shoehorn5.12 July 12, 2022

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018

get your cake up

1)is the act or process of one person or groups of persons doing something advantagous for their self
2) doing what you have to do to get by
3 trying to get what you want without having to do much else

Son u still not lift'n as much as me get your cake up nigga

Ey dawg get your cake up if u gotta cheat cheat it is wut it is u knw wut im say'n sometimes u just gotta do wut you gotta do

by Big bisquit aka Dallas January 6, 2006

Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003