pebble poo

pebble poo is when you have tiny rabbit poo that takes way too much time for such a disappointing poo leaving you feeling you more disappointing than your father usually results in a ghost wipe.

Sorry I was gone for so long I took the most disappointing pebble poo.

by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022

Poo

One of the best if not THE best word in the dictionary and if anyone disagrees they're a nonce and pedophile

You-Yoooo i took the fattest poo
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by anonymous January 19, 2022

poo sussy

fortnite balls im gay i like boys i kidnap kids yummmm sus ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

hi im felling poo sussy right now

by zeakiscute January 20, 2022

U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

#poo

something eiry says when she's being mean.

hey eiry!
#poo
NOOOOOO

by SLAYBADDIESLAY May 13, 2022

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

poo

brown stuff that lives in the toilet

woah did u see poo over there?! cuz hes lookin real fine today

by jadascool May 16, 2022