Tea

A beverage that is supposed to be in the fake cup you sip when minding your own business after hearing some gossip. Made popular by Kermit the Frog Memes.

Let me just sip my TEA on that last comment she made.

by STEVILINDO August 20, 2017

do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

by yeah bwoi October 24, 2012

Liz from Honey & Tea

Rizz

Liz from Honey & Tea is the definition of Rizz.

by haydenfromhoneyandtea November 25, 2022

Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

u like drinking tea

I WANT Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

by FOKEMAN June 22, 2022

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025

Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018