Take it back

And what happens if I do? THEN you give me the credit I deserve? You can't punish me the way you want for my bad deeds so you'll settle for denying me credit for my good deeds. Isn't that the lowest level of carrot vs. stick moral thinking though? I thought that was beneath you. Take it back or you don't get to go to heaven-er wait, credit for the things you did. I meant that. Ok, Guy who's about as moral in practice as God but pretends not to be... Believe it or not my morals in practice. We're opposites! Your purported morality is supposedly superior to God's but your morality in practice is THE SAME! Hey, who's well-being does this improve? NO ONES! Does this serve any high good other than stop someone who has nothing from attaining in a world where PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE AND HAVE DONE WORSE THINGS are HERALDED as idols. Actual gang-rape guy getting grinded on by models and you ain't doing anything to stop him. Are you watching him? You going to watch everyone?

Hym "Do I NEED to take it back to claim my eternal reward? If I repent will I be saved? Oh, surely my lord would redeem me were I sorry enough. Seriously. What is your POINT with all of this? You expect me to let you sit here and watch me forever? How long do you plan on keeping this up? And what happens after you're done? What's your endgame here? What lesson am I supposed to learn? Don't threatened or denigrate the people who engage in a targeted stalking and harassment campaign against you? What would YOU have done? WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER! You wouldn't have handled it any better! You likely wouldn't have even figured it out."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.

"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"

by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024

Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.

Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son

by AJiwnl September 18, 2023

Take me to Canada

Please make sweet love to me.

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Take a TUMS

To tell someone to calm/settle down or chill out. Similar to "take a chill pill."

Etymology of the phrase originates with TUMS, a brand of antacid pills to relieve heartburn and indigestion (i.e. 'settle the stomach').

Dude, take a TUMS. It's not a big deal.

by 2nukes August 13, 2022

take that for data

To not have pedegree over coach pop.

i want ice cream, my mom is not gon' rook us!! Take that for DATA! *slams table*

by Coach pop April 26, 2017