Suck Jam

When you throw up on a mans dick and keep sucking.
Girl 1- “omg I threw up on his dick last night”

Girl 2 - “noooo
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”
by YoHomieHitIt September 12, 2021
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Suck a soup stick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude
by ThisisrealIpromise March 30, 2020
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Devious Suck

Similar to a Devious Lick, but it’s basically where a girl starts biting someone’s cock or still sucking the cock even after the orgasm.
Retard 1: just hit the most scandalous lick of the century😈
Retard 2: that’s cute, my girl hit a Devious Suck 😈
by ballsack_toucher69420 March 03, 2022
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The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 25, 2022
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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
by queensburykid March 31, 2024
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