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Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.
Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!
by You're anus January 7, 2019
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Find a man name Jesus that lives in San Diego and is in the sushi district.Grab his balls and twist them while telling him fortnite lore.After he says uncle you have to slice his nuts open.
I'm going to use the Bolivian Michael Myers Method on Jesus because he's a bad boy
by Cooluser67 October 27, 2025
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Michael

When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus
You can that man Michaeld the fuck out of that I wish I was him
by I love Michael April 2, 2022
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michael isaiah bill rosiles

doesnt like being flipped off, goes to bovina transferrin to south hills wears broken ass glasses. cant skate, doesnt play fotnite good, looks like his mama still dresses him. has no friends snapchats dryer than the sahara dessert. says lmao too much. cant roast. needs them eye brows did.,.
have you seen michael isaiah bill rosiles
oh the one with the fucked up glasses
by pussygirl123 June 9, 2018
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Michaeled

When you're about to win but fail at the last possible second.

Michael, Michaeling, Michaeler
I really michaeled that boss fight.
by kombatman November 21, 2018
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Michael

a man stronger than Saitama and loved by women and the perfect man and has 2 brain cells.
dan that Michael is strong as ever.
by lord killer November 25, 2021
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Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.
I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.
by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023
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