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Roast You like a Muffin

When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).
Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*
by TheDarkJester69 May 29, 2016
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Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.
Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.
by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020
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You are just like Papa

A phrase to use when somebody lied to you/told you wrong information
on something.
The line came from the show “Stranger Things”, ‘Papa’ which is referring to a character named Dr. Martin Brenner
Person: The new season 5 of Stranger Things just came out omg!
You: *finds out it is coming not until next year*
You: “You are just like Papa”
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When one is repeatedly moved to tears after failing at an accomplishment they've worked tirelessly towards.

First noticed during the 2012 London Olympics when the Women's Russian Gymnastics team were often shown crying after one anothers less than stellar performances.

While completely understandable, it can become a bit ridiculous at a point.
Andy: Dude, why is Whitney wailing in her cubicle?

Shawn: Oh, the boss' son got the promotion that she thought was hers. So now she's crying like a Russian gymnast.
by propelunam August 7, 2012
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I like your shoelaces

A Supernatural reference widely used to distinguish Tumblr users from non-Tumblr users, the correct response being, "Thanks, I stole them from the president." A conversation between Dean Winchester and Ben Braeden.
Person 1: "I like your shoelaces!"
Person 2: "Thanks, I stole them from the president."
by Angel of Thursday July 12, 2018
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sweet like deer meat

A level of sweetness. Usually used to express the highest form of sweetitude.
Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
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look like a million bucks

Hey, man, in that new suit you look like a million bucks!
by chiefthe June 13, 2013
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