Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Pins N Pockets

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by commandersam March 13, 2020

Pocket to pocket

A pocket to pocket come from the description of a woman's pubic hair, which when left unshaven for a long period of time, will stretch from one pocket in her pants to the other; in other words, a GIANT f'ing bush.

Will: "Hey Matt, you hear about your mom's pocket to pocket?"
Matt: "What are you talking about?"
Will: "Your mom has the biggest bush ever, it stretches from pocket to pocket"
Matt: "Fuck you"

by Dklaker23 May 26, 2013

Pocket

The space of flatulant air surrounding feces in the colon. Often escapes prior to defecation (as an indicator of the need to poop) or following defecation (as residual after taking a dump).

"Damn, that fart stank!"

"I know, it's part of my pocket: I'm gonna have to crap soon!"

by brsedu September 12, 2009

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

Back Pocket

The agonizing place a Codenames clue ends up when a Spymaster doesn't have the basic skill of relating words so it can be used on the next turn.

WTF is that Jenette? That's going straight into the Back Pocket!

by pigeon nose January 28, 2022

hawaii hot pocket

the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.

Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.

by conqueeftdador III April 5, 2024