pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019
Get the Pocket pretzels mug.A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
Get the You got a rock in your pocket? mug.What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)
Guy: That's my pocket
Girl:What?
Guy: (walks away)
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)
Guy: That's my pocket
Girl:What?
Guy: (walks away)
by Schmekel September 1, 2010
Get the That's my pocket mug.When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.
You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.
by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025
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Get the Fupa Hot Pocket mug.When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket
by BearEggs December 26, 2018
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