Ghettolidays

When you spent your summer holidays in the hood.

Back to work

Coworker 1: How were your holidays?
Coworker 2: You mean ghettolidays... I stayed all-time in the hood!

by modhek September 19, 2021

Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole

Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby

by cashlic September 22, 2021

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Ghetto

a gurl named maddy

person: have u seen that ghetto gurl?
person: ya she must be a maddy

by a_12377 September 29, 2021

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

Ghetto Fairy

A group or individuals that both either/or graffiti on trees and/or attach fairy doors or paraphernalia to trees.

Graffiti - usually teens to twenties
Fairy Doors Etc - usually parents of primary school age.

Gee, how disappointing. This Reserve is turning into a "Ghetto Fairy" park!

by Calli the Cockatoo November 2, 2021

Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)

Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.

by narutoyaoi2000 November 3, 2021