douche

(noun) slang, generally used to describe an annoying, useless waste of space

that guy sporting a popped collar is such a douche; or that nabaztag, is a douche.

by gollumullog August 31, 2010

douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.

I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.

by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011

Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido June 12, 2011

douche pm

The time of night that it becomes douchey to continue wearing sunglasses.

Dude, you're still wearing sunglasses and it's after douche pm.
So? The ladies love it...

by joehavelda October 29, 2010

douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.

my ten year old brother is a douche skippy

by thefiness November 5, 2010

Douche

face looks like a douche
hair style... is douche
takes a pic of his non existant abbs and posts it on fb.

should put on a shirt especially after workin out so the world doesnt smell like bo
gets highlights .... (nuff said)

Fernetti aka Douche

by Spider-man696969696969 November 7, 2010