douche-pickle

A mean spirited person.

Usually directed at a cis gendered male.

He is such a douche-pickle.

When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.

by Lily's Vocabulary July 31, 2022

Douche Fart

see also "Rolling Coal"

Hey Jim, your truck let out a douche fart.

by thatguy1988 January 11, 2024

douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van March 20, 2018

ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee August 31, 2015

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.

Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.

by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.

My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.

by Cbd23 October 17, 2016

Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017