dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold

“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”

by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021

Dog Snake

2 headed queer faced double dog

Connor over there is the biggest Dog Snake in Westy

by SquirtleTheTurtle December 14, 2021

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Frad dog

Sarah from olds college 2021

Frad dog grandma

by Colorado28 September 30, 2021

Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022

a chill dog

A therapy dog; a dog who you can take to the park, but also take to visit cancer patients. A dog who you feel like you should pass the blunt to.

“Wow, did you see that dog at the hospital? I could have sworn I’ve seen him at the park. That’s a chill dog.”

*intense coughing and retching while passing a blunt*

“Yo, you’re telling me your dog goes to hospitals and shit ? Pass him the blunt! That’s a chill dog.”

by 2g1bubbler March 11, 2018

Fucking the Dog

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

by jaakkmeehoff January 8, 2020