stone two birds with one bong hit 

To complete two jobs with one action.

Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!

stone two birds with one bong hit by Chiagulera May 24, 2009

get stoned with two birds 

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

get stoned with two birds by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

birds and the bees 

According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.

let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees

birds and the bees by jenn is tiight October 5, 2008

Sickening birder 

A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.

Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder.

Sickening birder by Le B3ar November 16, 2011

birdrage 

birdrage describes a bird defecating. the term is usually used to describe defecation on a particular object which causes irritation for some and humor for others, such as someones car or hair.

Pete: "Man, check out this bird shit all over my car"

Edwards: "Man that bird raged hard, thats birdrage!!!!"

birdrage by the rompster July 21, 2010

For the Birds 

A term to describe something you want nothing to do with.

"Hey, can you get some blow?"
"Nah, I don't fuck with that, that shit is for the birds."

For the Birds by AC Sativa September 20, 2016

birdgay 

A man who spends an excessive amount of time with his significant other and/or instead of spending time with friends.

Adam is a fucking birdgay.

birdgay by Laura, Scouse and Ewan February 11, 2007