The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.
by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022
Get the Norwegian Anal Omlettemug. When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.
by huahdaddy June 5, 2025
Get the Anal Ventriloquismmug. These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it
by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019
Get the Anal Beadsmug. 
by doug0220 November 18, 2018
Get the backwoods analmug. when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.
by bearfred February 20, 2019
Get the anal doughnutmug. Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
by nipplebladez August 21, 2016
Get the anal probermug.