Beaver Anal Glands

Used for abortion

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps

by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022

anal

porn

i did anal last night

by happy balls v2.00 July 17, 2019

anal elf

Someone who gives anal to a big daddy

Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?

by Dick ass bitch fag June 27, 2017

Anal Lagger

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009

Anal 69

An abbreviation for the bible quote anal (a-nal) 6:9 which states "thou shalt not nut in ze butt"

"no mom dad that text is named after my favorite bible passage"

"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"

"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"

by Possibly_Catholic? March 21, 2022

Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021