Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.

I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.

by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011

Dog gammon

u know when dog gammon

he's eating my dog gammon. Pls no

by aznee346 February 21, 2021

FLOS DOG

Fat Lop Of Shit with Dilutions Of Grandeur

Have you looked at yourself in the mirror you FLOS DOG

by anonymous February 20, 2021

Dirty Dog

Just like it sounds... someone who likes to eat dirty hot dogs.

"Dirty Dog enjoys the taste of it MOST after it's fallen into the campfire dirt."

by PDUB MIA April 6, 2021

kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

Dog Manley

Your extremely buff, intelligent, good looking dog you should totally buy a mug for. See, your Dog Manley has the finest of class and would rather drink from a hot and fresh urban dictionary mug with his name on it, than a dog bowl you bought from the dollar shop.

Your beautiful Dog Manley: *wags tail*
You: Here's your special mug!

by typebeats March 18, 2021