Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

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Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

hey did you know that All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Where the dick in dictionary means something.

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by Dr. Seuss of the Internet May 20, 2014

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Urban dictionary is the most unfunny website on Earth.

by Sock cuck July 30, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site with funny definitions but a sour sense of difference of opinion, especially with politics.

I tried to give a definition to Urban Dictionary, but they didn't like my politics.

by ©aptain ©aveman° March 29, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Is a place you can finde alot of needy informasjon.

When you try to find out somthing you just search on urban dictionary

by MeNameIsDelano November 26, 2018

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

Urban Dictionary is made by a community of millions, including you. Anybody can post a definition, but in order to keep things fun for everyone, we ask that you follow a few ground rules:

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Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. We’re okay with that.

Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.

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What was the point of putting the Urban Dictionary content guidelines here if there's already just that at the top of the page though?

by YTR76 January 1, 2023