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Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle
by Pulsiv September 25, 2024
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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.
Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”
by Ploozy June 17, 2024
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maka the sandwich

A youtuber who primarily does The Binding of Isaac content, he is also in love with his fellow friend Bloodman, Maka is also known for his funny jokes and usually goofy demeanor, he is also know for his enemy Akam who is the opposite of him
A: Damn is that Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah bro.

A: He's such a Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah he acts like him sometimes.
by Bloodman June 26, 2024
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yo momma sandwich

by Obscurebrain June 27, 2024
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Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.
After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.
by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024
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Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.
Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.
by ChknFckr July 16, 2024
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