left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Outta Pocket

Outta Pocket (short for "Out of Pocket")
This phrase can be used in two distinct ways:

To describe inappropriate behavior or remarks:
It refers to actions or comments that are out of line, offensive, or unsuitable for a particular situation.

To refer to something excessively expensive or costing money:
It can describe something unaffordable or an expense that someone has to personally cover.

Example for definition 1:
Guy 1: "I hate people with cancer!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, dude, that's outta pocket for real."

Example for definition 2:
Guy 1: "Wanna grab lunch during the break?"
Guy 2: "No way, that's outta pocket, and I'm broke!"

by PingPongAtlanta November 19, 2024

Cock Pocket

this is the new age phrase for bagina, synonym for vagina

"Dude! Did you see that girl at the bar?? I bet her cock pocket is of an average size and stature!"

by Lewisville Slugger December 29, 2024

Back pocket smell

Unclean, neglected, and a little reminiscent of butt

“This rug has a little bit of a back pocket smell”

by Knoblett January 5, 2025

booger pocket

1. A vagina. 2. A pocket in an article of clothing, where a child or an adult snot and mucus.

My girlfriend was sick with a sinus infection, so her booger pocket was filled with snot and mucus.

by Steinerwoodwork January 16, 2025

Hoodie pocket

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.

She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket

by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025

My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025