Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

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by but sack October 18, 2022

Piss

The thing Sniper from TF2 throws at people.

"Jarate!"
"What the fuck?! You just got piss all over me!"

by Itznoone May 25, 2023

the piss master

The master of piss and pissing

j: who are you?

d: I am the piss master

by ThePissMaster April 26, 2024

piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 16, 2009

PISS FLAVORED SLIME

i love piss flavored slime it is very healthy and good for you how to make it 1: have pee with you 2: make the slime 3:mix them together and there you go you have piss flavored slime made bye:inosukesstankyassfurryboarballs aka zenitsus..tears

hey what do you like? piss flavored slime

by zenitsus..tears August 1, 2022

After piss

While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.

"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"

by MrPabloE July 1, 2022