the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!

Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

old

The slang term read: moniker given by Gen Z-born kids to persons born prior to the establishment of Google on September 4th 1998

She thinks she's so cool, but she's definitely old—like, she remembers life before Google!

by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025

The Olds

A condition of aging. Older people forgetting where they put things, where they are, who they are, what they were about to do!!

My dad has the olds.

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Old mill high

Best football team, we can beat Broadneck in a heartbeat, Broadneck just mad because we’re better💀

Old mill high Oh number one in Annapolis who us!!

by Maddie_love October 15, 2021

Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014