chipotle is my life

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

by Bigred669 March 4, 2017

My tyres are gone

basically giving 19 people chance to win while setting fastest lap after fastest lap

Racer : ,,My tyres are gone.”
Engineer : ,,Ok are you sure?”
Racer : ,,Did everyone believe it?”
Engineer : ,,Yes.”
Racer : ,,Oh my tyres are going to explode any minute now.”

by Spontaneous and adventurous December 12, 2020

Suck my toes

When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.

Aye can u suck my toes?

by Chilepepper November 16, 2020

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

Hello my name is

Fill in the blank with your name.

This is what people type when testing out the clack of a keyboard that is disconnected.

"Hello my name is ___"
I typed on the keyboard at the garage sale

by Finnbarl January 6, 2021

SHINE MY WRIST

Handjob

It seems there's a Korean band that used a similar expression: "light up your wrist", in one of their lyrics referring to the same, but they officially said it was about jewerlly...

"I shine my wrist it go like shashasha...."

by BadKaren February 24, 2021

Where's my Cake

The main thing Alex Boskovski said to someone in a Snapchat story.

Hey, Where's my Cake?

by widsikjalwujedju March 8, 2021