1. having given up on finding anything interesting on Facebook, Facebook Idling involves sitting in front of the Facebook Newsfeed, just waiting for another update that you know won't be any more interesting than the last
2. as opposed to Facebook Stalking, a much more far-reaching and comprehensive way of wasting your entire life
2. as opposed to Facebook Stalking, a much more far-reaching and comprehensive way of wasting your entire life
Person A: "You must be Facebook Stalking hard right now man; you're not even clicking the mouse!"
Person B: "Actually, I'm Facebook Idling. I need to know what all my acquaintances are doing rather than just investigating one."
Person A: "Dude, are you Facebook Stalking that girl again?"
Person B: "Nah, I've got enough info on her. Now I'm just Facebook Idling, waiting for her to post something."
Person B: "Actually, I'm Facebook Idling. I need to know what all my acquaintances are doing rather than just investigating one."
Person A: "Dude, are you Facebook Stalking that girl again?"
Person B: "Nah, I've got enough info on her. Now I'm just Facebook Idling, waiting for her to post something."
by faboer January 16, 2013
Get the Facebook Idlingmug. Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.
She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.
She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !
Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.
by Momunderthegun October 6, 2020
Get the Facebook Lisamug. Facebook Cambodians are Cambodian people who use other Cambodians on Facebook for advice, facts, or news. Regardless if it makes sense or not, Facebook Cambodians believe in each other.
by King Khmer November 25, 2024
Get the Facebook Cambodiansmug. For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.
by Gotchab!tch November 27, 2024
Get the 2014 Facebook Postmug. A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
by Gypo_bmx January 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Fauxlosophermug. a game where you hit other people with books in the face and if you get hit you lose and the other person whens
Max: *comes up to a stranger*
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook
by nft stealer December 7, 2021
Get the facebookmug. Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?
by peanutjane May 1, 2011
Get the myspacing facebookmug.